Software Developer for the University of Hull specialising in critical systems for the emergency services. Cyclist, runner, blogger and motorsport enthusiast.
March 19, 2019 8:03 pm
I have to admit I’m struggling with this one. Usually I can find some kind of spin, some kind of humour, some way of making a very boring subject a little easier to read. I think with this one I’m just going to have to put on my anorak and face facts: there’s nothing really Read more →
February 13, 2019 8:46 pm
The question of how much data allowance Primordial Radio uses has been asked a few times. The simple answer is about 30 megabytes per hour, which means 1Gb of data will last you about 33 hours. If you’re interested, the not so simple answer goes as follows. Primordial are cunning, they use a 63KBit AAC Read more →
February 4, 2019 6:57 pm
Tonight’s bed is in a characterless chain hotel just off the M1. Like every business hotel, the bar is stuffed full of regretful corporate peons in cheap suits. It’s a club that’s far too easy to join. At first you’re only away for the odd night, so it doesn’t matter if you have a burger Read more →
January 25, 2019 11:40 am
You may well have seen this meme going around Facebook and other places. As a general rule, unless you can trace information like this back to an actual emergency service or other reputable outlet, you should assume that it’s fake. In this case it’s inaccurate, but it does contain some information that’s true. When you Read more →
November 13, 2018 4:34 pm
In the words of a certain radio station, “Social media can be a force for good, but it can also be a giant pain in the arse.” When I wrote that First Class Post was the most rapid form of communication of which I approved I was only half joking. I recently spent two weeks Read more →
October 1, 2018 10:30 am
Some time about 1995 I noticed that I was writing a lot more concurrent code than the other programmers. It was almost as if someone was deliberately pushing it in my direction… That theme never really changed. I was rather surprised then when a developer made a comment on something I’d written a few years Read more →
September 1, 2018 1:23 pm
Cultural erosion is often cited as an argument against European Integration. A fortnight ago I was in a Belgian roadside café. They had three different types of mayonnaise in pump dispensers and a man sat eating moules marinière with a tiny bottle of rosé. Britain has always been a bit special – and that’s not Read more →
September 1, 2018 9:28 am
Someone recently accused me of replying too slowly on WhatsApp. “First Class post” I replied, “is the most rapid form of communication of which I approve.” I wasn’t joking. The fact that you’re not going to get a reply for at least 24 hours, if not the best part of a week, tends to rather Read more →
August 3, 2018 12:00 pm
Whilst I was looking for something else I found an explanation I wrote years ago to try to explain to senior management how testing had changed and become critical in the Agile environment. It’s not the easiest thing to try to get across: the business wants features that it can sell. I don’t think I Read more →
April 20, 2018 1:52 pm
A few years ago I took the very deliberate decision to stop wearing a remembrance poppy, because I actually believe in remembrance. Take a look around social media in the few days around November 11th and you’ll see an awful lot of messages simply thanking military personnel for their service. That is only half the Read more →